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Mont Pleasant High School

Class of 1964, Schenectady, NY

“Fun Pun” from Linda Patryk!

January 20, 2022 By Linda Patryck

  • Dad are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
  • What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
  • A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
  • Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
  • How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
  • I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
  • When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.
  • Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no … not U2 again!”
  • Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
  • I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
  • I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
  • What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with spelling? There, their, they’re.
  • I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
  • What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up her own incision? Suture self.
  • I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

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